| YOU
KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN the 2000's when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played
solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason
for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your
own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the
morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting
your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading
this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse,
you know exactly to whom you would forward this to if it were
an email.
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually
looked back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING
at yourself. |